Hemi Truck Club banner
1 - 10 of 10 Posts

·
Board of Directors (Jay)
Joined
·
43,454 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
There are a LOT of ways to ruin a date. Here are
a few things NOT to say on a date...

* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but
I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not
good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.

* People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine
every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like
you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity
belching contest.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that
most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
 

·
Board of Directors (Jay)
Joined
·
43,454 Posts
Discussion Starter · #2 ·
There are a LOT of ways to ruin a date. Here are
a few things NOT to say on a date...

* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but
I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not
good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.

* People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine
every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like
you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity
belching contest.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that
most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
40,856 Posts
 

·
Administrator
Joined
·
5,878 Posts
 
1 - 10 of 10 Posts
Top