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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, Why such a price difference for the Politicians

The cook replied, Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.
 

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Truer words have never been spoken.
 

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Totally!
 

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