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Why

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?


Why do

banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?


Why is

it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?


Why do

they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?


Why

doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why

does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why

did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose

cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


If

people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why is

it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Why

do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do

people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why

is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?


How do

those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


When we

are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"


Why is

it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


Why,

in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


How

come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 

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Why

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?


Why do

banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?


Why is

it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet paint, you have to touch it to check?


Why do

they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?


Why

doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


Why

does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


Why

did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose

cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


If

people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why is

it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Why

do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do

people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why

is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?


How do

those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?


When we

are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"


Why is

it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


Why,

in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


How

come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 

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Why do

people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Now that's just wrong. That describes me to a "T"!
 

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