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Man, is it hot outside!!!!!!!!

  • Best/worst summer dad jokes for kids
  • Q. Where do Jersey cows go on their summer vacation?
    A. Moo York!
  • Q. What do you do if you get rejected for a job at the sunscreen company?
    A. Reapply.
  • Q. What do sheep do on a summer weekend?
    A. Have a baa-baa-cue.
  • Q. Why are mountains the funniest places to go for summer vacation?
    A. Because they are hill-arious.
  • Q. What do snowmen do in summer?
    A. Chillout.
  • Q. What do you call a cantaloupe in a swimming pool?
    A. A watermelon.
  • Q. Why are basketball players afraid of going on summer vacation?
    A. They don’t want to get called for traveling.
  • Q. What do bees say during a heat wave?
    A. Boy, it’s swarm!
  • Q. Where do sheep go on vacation?
    A. The Baa-hamas
  • Q. Why doesn’t summer have any friends?
    A. Because it’s not cool enough.
  • Q. Why did the robot go on vacation?
    A. He needed to recharge his batteries.
  • Q. What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
    A. By live stream.
  • Q. Where do sharks go on vacation?
    A. Finland.
  • Q. What do you call a snowman in summer?
    A. A puddle.
  • Q. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
    A. Swimming trunks.
  • Q. Who’s Irish and stays outside all summer?
    A. Patty O’Furniture.
  • Q. Why don’t mummies ever take a summer vacation?
    A. They’re afraid to unwind.
  • Q. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
    A. To make up for his miserable summer.
  • Q. Why do bananas use sunscreen?
    A. So they don’t peel.
  • Q. Where does fruit like to vacation?
    A. In Pear-is.
  • Q. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
    A. I’m bacon!
  • Q. Where do ghosts like to go to cool off in the summer heat?
    A. Lake Eerie.
  • Q. Why was the boy excited for summer’s arrival?
    A. After hearing dad jokes all winter, he couldn’t wait to retaliate with some son-burns.
🎂 Happy Birthday to our HTC family with birthdays this week August 22nd-27th!! Have a great day!!

(y) Welcome to our newest HTC member - Miller001. It great to have you as part of our hemi family!!

Rocketman - Bill - has started a post "Remember when". It's been a fun post to follow. Check it out so you can "Remember when".

Try your luck at being "Truck of the Month"!! Post a picture and a write up of your ride between the 1st-21st then we vote the 22nd. After the voting the winner will be messaged for email info. The email is for the digital TOTM award. Printing and shipping them was getting pricey and time consuming. The awards will be printable on your end and then you can frame them. Thanks to Keith (charged392) for heading this up!


🙏PRAYER REQUEST:
If you have a prayer request you would like to share either add it to this thread or PM me.


*Rancher - Doug general health

*Doc's mother -
*boedacres - Steve - health issues including diabetes

*SuperBee - John & his wife - health issues
*Those affected by the resurgence of COVID
*Our Hemlins returning to school


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