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adapted for my American friends.... no harm intended.....

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An Canadian, a Brit and an American all die and go to hell.

While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back home to Earth.

The Canadian asks to call Ottawa and talks for 5 minutes. When he
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Canadian
writes him a cheque.

Next the Brit calls London and talks for 30 minutes. When he was
finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so the Brit
writes him a cheque.

Finally the American gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished
the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call, and feel
free to call the US anytime.

When the Canadian hears this, he goes ballistic, and asks the devil why the
American got to call his home country free.

The devil replied," Since Obama became president of the United States , the country
has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call."
 
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