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1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of
them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health
reason: you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff
she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they
try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they
never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like
Wurzel Gummidge is Turzel Gummidge..

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of
the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a
good husband, you will usually find that he does already..

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can
do the work of five men -- a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men
-- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could
still use them.

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent, but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough
cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.

18. If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a
day and he will be back to his usual self.

19. All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when
they see beautiful women pass by.

20. If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking
at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the
women behind you.

21. Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle
in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you
find another piece but you don't know where it goes.
 

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Board of Directors (Jay)
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1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach you're aiming too high.

2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of
them are the do-it-yourself types.

3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health
reason: you're sick of him.

4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.

5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff
she asked her husband to do.

6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they
try harder.

7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they
never mature anyway.

8. A man who can dress himself without looking like
Wurzel Gummidge is Turzel Gummidge..

9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces
so you can tell them apart.

10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of
the bath to pee.

11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a
good husband, you will usually find that he does already..

12. Scientists have just discovered something that can
do the work of five men -- a woman.

13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men
-- strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could
still use them.

14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially
violent, but they make great pets.

15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough
cells per man.

16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).

17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're
someone else's.

18. If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a
day and he will be back to his usual self.

19. All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when
they see beautiful women pass by.

20. If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking
at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the
women behind you.

21. Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle
in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you
find another piece but you don't know where it goes.
 

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