Oh my, the importance of proper spelling!
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but...
For all my retired friends.
A few days ago my best friend from high school sent me a Vietnam Veteran cap. I never had one of these before, and I was pretty hyped about it, especially because my friend was considerate enough to take the time to send it to me.
Yesterday, I wore it...