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ROLLING THUNDER

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How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City , Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."
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... and the mother votes
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My daughter was a labor and delivery nurse for many years before she got her Masters in Family Nurse Practitioner. While in L&D she delivered a baby and the mother's sir name was King. When she asked what the baby's name would be, the unwed mother hesitated, looked at the No Smoking sign and said "Nosmo." The baby's name is Nosmo King (No Smoking). AARRGGHH! Yes folks, this is a true story.
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Years ago a friend of mine was getting married and he had always called his bride to be "Baby". Sure enough her full name was "Baby Girl" as it was written on her birth certificate. Turns out it was fairly common in some areas to have a mid-wife fill out the birth certificates and often the baby's legal names were "baby", "Baby girl", "boy", "girl" and is not a stigma here. Everyone has a nick name anyway. right.. lol

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Originally posted by ROLLING THUNDER:
How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City , Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha".
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."
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Really? Well then, --- ----- ---- - ----- ----- ------- ------!
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Saw a Managers sign in a fast food joint that said "Today's Manager is Richard Skinner".
 
A man and his wife were expecting twins. He was at work when he got the call: the wife was on her way to the hospital in an ambulance. He dropped what he was doing and headed for the hospital. He got t-boned in an intersection and was transported to the same hospital, unconscious.

When he came to in the hospital, his first thought was of his wife and new children. He asked about his wife and the babies. "They're all fine, but your wife was so out of it, she couldn't tell us their names. Your brother provided the names for the birth certificates. "Oh, no! My brother is the biggest wise-ass in the world! What did he name my daughter?"

"Denise" was the reply.

"Oh, OK. That's not so bad. How 'bout my son?"

"Denephew" was the answer.
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