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Old 02-20-2012, 12:36 PM   #1
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "fix the lights now?? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

Then the wife asks, "well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine" she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
"I am not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Home Depot written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you...I'm going to the bar."

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks into the house he notices that the steps have been fixed.
As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey." he asks, "how did all of this get fixed?"

She said, "well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all of the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."

The husband asks, "so what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "hellooo..do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"


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Old 02-20-2012, 12:36 PM   #2
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now."
He looks at her and says angrily, "fix the lights now?? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don't think so."

Then the wife asks, "well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
To which he replied, "does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine" she says, "then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."
"I am not a carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps. Does it look like I have Home Depot written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you...I'm going to the bar."

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home.
As he walks into the house he notices that the steps have been fixed.
As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

"Honey." he asks, "how did all of this get fixed?"

She said, "well when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all of the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."

The husband asks, "so what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "hellooo..do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so!"

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