All titans recalled!

[Twistdmetal]

Nisson motor company has recalled all Nisson Titans because of their problems with engine, windows, seats, dash, rearend, squeeks, AC problems, tailgate falling apart, key fobs cracking, loose steering wheels, hissing sounds, transfer case, BLUE SMOKE when starting, cruise control, blinkers, center counsol, paint, running boards, rear windows, mirrors, NAV system, headlights, RUST, leaf springs falling apart, vibration, radio, cd, windshield, starter. These are not made up they are all on Titantalk.com all 12 pages of problems. So maybe their not recalling all their trucks BUT THEY SHOULD! They should of bought a HEMI

[Hemipwrd]

What did the five fingers say to titan owners faces? SLAP BIOTCH!!! ENJOY YOUR TITANS BOYS. I guess the only way we can race a titan is when its on a tow truck. My day is made, thank you twistdmetal.

[MrHemi]

Damn... Somebody needs to come up with what TITAN really stands for... (like FORD really means Found On Road Dead).

[Twistdmetal]

Any time Hemipwr. How bout TITAN Tow It To Another ........ Can't think of the N. help me out MrHemi! Tow It To A Nopi Shop! TITAN'S

[Hemipwrd]

Truck Is Towed Away Nonstop

Truck Imports That Are .......?

Heres one for ford-Fix or repair daily

[Twistdmetal]

Flip Over and Read Directions
Truck In Tow Always Nonstop

[ThunderVee]

This Is The Awfull Nissan
This Is The Awfull Nightmare

[MrHemi]

Very good guys! My wife came up with Terrible Imitation Takes A Nosedive

[StreetHEMI]

Fun with acronyms.

I actually own one of each from the big three all be it some are older than others.

Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day


GM
General Motors? no --> God's Mistake


I have heard this one on Dodge although it is not very good as it does not use the second D as the first letter of the word

DODGE-- Drips Oil anD Grease Everyday

TITAN
Toy Import Trucks Are Nisssans

HEMI
High Engergy Motor Intimidation



What ever I have drove I always got more trouble from Chevy poeple.

Drive the Ford show car -- the Chevy people are the ones complaining

Drive the Dodge Truck -- the chevy people are complaining

Drive the Pontiac -- Nobody complains

In my experience the GM people are always the one gripping.

So with that in mind I chose to insert Chevy into the next saying and for me it has been true.

Ashes to Ashes and Dust to Dust if it wasn't for Chevies my tools would rust!

Later

[MrHemi]

Welcome to the Club StreetHEMI! Thanks for the poetry - made me smile
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