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Old 02-15-2012, 02:05 PM   #1
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Monday night I had to attend a water Board meeting, and this complaint, and response was shared.
The original letters are on official letterhead and signed. Here is a brief synopsis of what was written:

Complaint:
On 03/09/2010 a complaint was received at the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, Waco Regional Office. The complaint alleged that David XXXXX had been leasing out a hunting cabin and allowing hunters to defecate in the woods. It also alleged that there is no restroom, and Mr. XX is planning to extend plumbing into a creek next to the cabin. The cabin is located at XXXXX (Limesone County) Texas.

Action taken:
The incident was received by the Region 9 Water Section and assigned to an investigator.
Pursuant to the Texas Administrative Code Section [email protected]?^
On 03/17/2010 this complaint was referred to Judge Danial Burkeen, Authorized Agent, Linestone County for further investigation.

Again.....on Official letterhead and signed. This was his response.

To: Mr Tim Blackman
Water and Waste Section Work Leader

Dear Tim,
We have had some delay in our investigation of the incidents alleged in the complaint which you kindly forwarded to us. The problem is, we have recently had a rash of reports of cows, horses, sheep and goats defecating at will in pastures throughout the county. On top of this, we suspect that wild hogs, deer, and all sorts of animals are defecating without even trying to find a proper facility. In addition, I have personal proof on my windshield of a mischievous bird defecating in flight. The culprit flew away, but I did get a description. It was red. The gift it left was white.

In order to complete our investigation, I must ask, if we should inquire into urination, or only defecation? I strongly believe that both are taking place, since hunters have long been suspected of taking a good amount of liquid refreshment with them into the woods. Also, we are collecting samples of the activities of these diabolical, defecating reprobates. Should we send these to you, or directly to Austin?

Lastly, please allow us to handle this at the local level, and do not involve the Federal Government. When it comes to matter of excessive defecation, Washington bureaucrats would only add to our misery.
Sincerly,
Daniel Burkeen
County Judge

How stupid has the government gotten? At least one Judge has some perspective, and since of humor. Limestone County is a rural area in the Hill Country.

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Old 02-15-2012, 02:05 PM   #2
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Monday night I had to attend a water Board meeting, and this complaint, and response was shared.
The original letters are on official letterhead and signed. Here is a brief synopsis of what was written:

Complaint:
On 03/09/2010 a complaint was received at the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, Waco Regional Office. The complaint alleged that David XXXXX had been leasing out a hunting cabin and allowing hunters to defecate in the woods. It also alleged that there is no restroom, and Mr. XX is planning to extend plumbing into a creek next to the cabin. The cabin is located at XXXXX (Limesone County) Texas.

Action taken:
The incident was received by the Region 9 Water Section and assigned to an investigator.
Pursuant to the Texas Administrative Code Section [email protected]?^
On 03/17/2010 this complaint was referred to Judge Danial Burkeen, Authorized Agent, Linestone County for further investigation.

Again.....on Official letterhead and signed. This was his response.

To: Mr Tim Blackman
Water and Waste Section Work Leader

Dear Tim,
We have had some delay in our investigation of the incidents alleged in the complaint which you kindly forwarded to us. The problem is, we have recently had a rash of reports of cows, horses, sheep and goats defecating at will in pastures throughout the county. On top of this, we suspect that wild hogs, deer, and all sorts of animals are defecating without even trying to find a proper facility. In addition, I have personal proof on my windshield of a mischievous bird defecating in flight. The culprit flew away, but I did get a description. It was red. The gift it left was white.

In order to complete our investigation, I must ask, if we should inquire into urination, or only defecation? I strongly believe that both are taking place, since hunters have long been suspected of taking a good amount of liquid refreshment with them into the woods. Also, we are collecting samples of the activities of these diabolical, defecating reprobates. Should we send these to you, or directly to Austin?

Lastly, please allow us to handle this at the local level, and do not involve the Federal Government. When it comes to matter of excessive defecation, Washington bureaucrats would only add to our misery.
Sincerly,
Daniel Burkeen
County Judge

How stupid has the government gotten? At least one Judge has some perspective, and since of humor. Limestone County is a rural area in the Hill Country.
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I thought Obama banned water boarding?
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I thought Obama banned water boarding?
He only did that because he was afraid they would use it on him and find out where he's really from.
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