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Old 08-30-2012, 03:39 PM   #1
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1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning
"to cook outside."

2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

3. You don't have any problems pronouncing
"Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes
au gratin to grits.

5. You don't know what a moon pie is.

6. You've never had an RC cola.

7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or
boiled.

8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the
only cows you've seen are on road trips.

10. You have no idea what a polecat is.

11. You don't see anything wrong with putting
a sweater on a poodle.

12. You don't have bangs.

13. You would rather vacation at Martha's
Vineyard than Six Flags.

14. More than two generations of your family
have been kicked out of the same prep school
in Connecticut.

15. You would rather have your son become a
lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing
show.

16. Instead of referring to two or more people
as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both
of them are women.

17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

18. You have never planned your summer
vacation around a gun-n-knife show.

19. You think more money should go to important
scientific research at your university than to pay the
salary of the head football coach.

20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40
somewhere around the house.

21. The last time you smiled was when you
prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp
to the highway.

22. You don't have any hats in your closet that
advertise feed stores.

23. The farthest south you've ever been is the
perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

24. You call binoculars opera glasses.

25. You can't spit out the car window without
pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

26. You would never wear pink or an applique
sweatshirt.

27. You don't know what applique is.

28. You don't know anyone with at least two
first names (i.e., JoeBob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray,
MaryJo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etal).

29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly
don't know how to make one.

30. You've never been to a craft show.

31. You get freaked out when people on the
subway talk to you.

32. You can do your laundry without quarters.

33. None of your fur coats are homemade.

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Old 08-30-2012, 03:39 PM   #2
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1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning
"to cook outside."

2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

3. You don't have any problems pronouncing
"Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes
au gratin to grits.

5. You don't know what a moon pie is.

6. You've never had an RC cola.

7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or
boiled.

8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the
only cows you've seen are on road trips.

10. You have no idea what a polecat is.

11. You don't see anything wrong with putting
a sweater on a poodle.

12. You don't have bangs.

13. You would rather vacation at Martha's
Vineyard than Six Flags.

14. More than two generations of your family
have been kicked out of the same prep school
in Connecticut.

15. You would rather have your son become a
lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing
show.

16. Instead of referring to two or more people
as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both
of them are women.

17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

18. You have never planned your summer
vacation around a gun-n-knife show.

19. You think more money should go to important
scientific research at your university than to pay the
salary of the head football coach.

20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40
somewhere around the house.

21. The last time you smiled was when you
prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp
to the highway.

22. You don't have any hats in your closet that
advertise feed stores.

23. The farthest south you've ever been is the
perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.

24. You call binoculars opera glasses.

25. You can't spit out the car window without
pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

26. You would never wear pink or an applique
sweatshirt.

27. You don't know what applique is.

28. You don't know anyone with at least two
first names (i.e., JoeBob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray,
MaryJo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice, etal).

29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly
don't know how to make one.

30. You've never been to a craft show.

31. You get freaked out when people on the
subway talk to you.

32. You can do your laundry without quarters.

33. None of your fur coats are homemade.
__________________
2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici

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Old 08-30-2012, 03:43 PM   #3
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Old 08-30-2012, 06:12 PM   #4
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Old 08-31-2012, 04:47 AM   #6
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