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Old 03-17-2005, 08:58 AM   #1
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Wife comes home early find her husband in bed with a strange woman. She
says, "That's it, I'm
leaving & never coming back." He says, "Don't you at least want to hear
my explanation?" She
shrugs & says, "Fine, let's hear your story. This had better be good!"
He says, "Well, I'm driving
along the street, when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes,
all muddy & crying. I took pity
on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She
climbed into my truck and I
brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that
doesn't fit you anymore, the
silk blouse and slacks that I bought you 2 years ago that you wore once,
the $150 Nike running
shoes you bought & wore only twice. I gave her some of the roast beef in
the fridge, that you never
used. Then I showed her to the door. She was so grateful, for all these
things, she thanked me
profusely and as she was about to leave she turned around and asked me .
. . . . "Before I go, is
there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore????"

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once again - a nice guy doing nice things for someone gets in trouble !!!
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Old 03-17-2005, 06:14 PM   #6
 
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quote:Originally posted by 2004flameredHEMI:
once again - a nice guy doing nice things for someone gets in trouble !!!

Uh huh suurrrrrre....
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Old 03-17-2005, 08:52 PM   #7
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A gentleman to the end!
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:02 PM   #8
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That is one gutsy MoFo!
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Old 03-17-2005, 09:13 PM   #9
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The sad part is that it's true....



Thats his srory and he's sticking to it!
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