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Old 10-25-2011, 03:08 PM   #1
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There are a LOT of ways to ruin a date. Here are
a few things NOT to say on a date...

* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but
I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not
good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.

* People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine
every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like
you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity
belching contest.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that
most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

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Old 10-25-2011, 03:08 PM   #2
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There are a LOT of ways to ruin a date. Here are
a few things NOT to say on a date...

* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but
I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not
good to mix alcohol and penicillin.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs
on you.

* People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it
wouldn't hurt to consider it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he
doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine
every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like
you a second look.

* And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity
belching contest.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that
most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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2003, Std. SWB, SLT, 20", 4:56 gear, AFE CAI, Superchip, 6.1 cam, 6.1 heads, Manley springs, retainers, pushrods, Edelbrock Hedders, 195 T-Stat, 8.2 Taylor, AEM, Power Wire, ARC-1,Amsoil Everything, and more. Veni Vidi Vici

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Old 10-25-2011, 03:15 PM   #3
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