02-14-2005, 07:38 AM
Board of Directors (Jay)
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Isle of Palms, SC
What A Wonderful Husband
"What A Wonderful Husband"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...... The house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but
just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other
men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone