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Old 02-14-2005, 06:38 AM   #1
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"What A Wonderful Husband"

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ...... The house
we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but
just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other
men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone
this is?"

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Old 02-14-2005, 08:56 AM   #2
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LOL
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:03 AM   #4
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Good one!
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:44 PM   #5
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LMAO!
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:54 PM   #6
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HEY! GET OFF MY PHONE!!!!!!!
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:59 PM   #7
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Haha
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You mean we weren't still playing Monopoly?
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Old 02-15-2005, 04:53 AM   #9
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Old 02-16-2005, 07:21 PM   #10
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ROFLMAO!!
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