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Old 01-08-2008, 11:43 PM   #1
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It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.



You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.



We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?



When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Don's"



The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.



Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.



LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL


money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.



Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something.



If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.



Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.



Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog



We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.



A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.



Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.



Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.



One good thing about Alzheimer's is
you get to meet new people every day.



Friends don't let friends
take ugly WOMEN home.



Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.



when blondes have more fun do they know it?



Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi



ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.



GUN CONTROL:
using both hands



The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population



Calling an illegal allien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

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Old 01-09-2008, 12:25 AM   #3
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Nice!!
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For number three I would settle for a fountain of common sense.
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