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Old 01-31-2008, 03:21 PM   #1
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Q&A from superjays AARP Forum"

Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find
younger, sexy men who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you
can finish the basement. When you are done
you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant!

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every
time you walk by a mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving
it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by
60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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Old 01-31-2008, 04:08 PM   #4
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Naps are good.

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Old 01-31-2008, 04:10 PM   #5
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Does that go along with CRS (Can't Remember ****)?
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Yes,yes it does..

(put it on my tab Jay)

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Old 01-31-2008, 07:36 PM   #9
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:23 PM   #10
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Does that go along with CRS (Can't Remember ****)?
Yep .... and "Halfs-heimers" (not quite Alzheimers)
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