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Old 05-17-2012, 07:14 AM   #1
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Statistics on Airport Screening from the Department Of Homeland Security

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

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Old 05-17-2012, 07:14 AM   #2
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Statistics on Airport Screening from the Department Of Homeland Security

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:13 AM   #3
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Natural Blondes???...
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:57 AM   #4
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Old 05-17-2012, 03:32 PM   #5
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Transvestites

133

Hernias

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Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249
Is that the screeners or passengers??
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Natural Blondes???...
Where the carpet matches the drapes. Or, as James Bond said, "The collar matches the cuffs."
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I thought that was a golden retriever.
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