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Old 06-15-2012, 05:00 PM   #1
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1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in, fool.

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1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

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Old 06-15-2012, 05:00 PM   #2
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1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in, fool.

Ten Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
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Old 06-15-2012, 05:20 PM   #3
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Stick to sheep. Don't give up your day job to do comedy.
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Old 06-15-2012, 05:35 PM   #4
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Old 06-15-2012, 05:48 PM   #5
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Stick to sheep. Don't give up your day job to do comedy.
And you can breathe with your tongue out. If you had sinus like mine you would know that.
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Old 06-16-2012, 11:06 AM   #6
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thats a good one
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:13 PM   #7
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:01 PM   #8
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