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Hunting Buddies

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Hunting Buddies:
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify his body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, ...'Nope, ain't Stanley.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two ***-holes.'
'What! He had two ***-holes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 'There's Stanley with them two ***-holes.
Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration as planning, development, and strategy consultants for the IRS & Justice Department.
 
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I don't think anybody named Cooter or Gomer could get a job in the O administration. Probably over qualified.....

Storytime: Forty years ago in Barrio Barretto a well known area just outside the back gate of Subic Naval Station there was a bar named the "Lucky Lady", on the wall was a picture of an elephant with two British looking chaps riding on top. A native tells another native he's walking with "Look a elephant with two a$$holes". The two Brits look at each other and shrug. Down the road a bit two more natives can be overheard identifying the elephant having two a$$holes. They stop and pull up the tail, again shrugging to one another. Keep in mind this was around the same time we thought dogs playing poker was funny.....
 
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