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Old 01-26-2008, 03:34 PM   #1
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This is a true story. No fiction. None what so ever.

Today Kay and I were out doing our usual Saturday bank and shopping. It was such a beautiful day. The sun is out and life is good.

And I figured I would treat her to lunch out while we were doing things.

The conversation went exactly like this:

Kay: I was thinking about when your gone...

ME: Huh ?

Kay: You know what I'm saying

ME: NO I DON"T !

Kay: Well I know you want to be back in West Virgina, and if I bury you there I will have to travel to visit your grave.

ME: WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMAN !

Kay: Well it makes better sense to have you creamated. That way I can always have you close to me.

I thought for a moment...what a sweet thing for her to think of. That's really wonderful and I love her for it.

Never mind that she said: " Yep just like an Aunt of my ex's did and carried around the ashes in a suitcase for two years until she found the right place to let them go. And besides if I ever get stuck in a storm I can throw your ashes under the wheels to get me going again.."



The woman is from Vermont...don't trust her.

I Love Ya still Sweetie...even if you do want to throw me under the truck...


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Old 01-26-2008, 03:57 PM   #2
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Actually not a bad idea to start thinking about reality. We have. The only thing I would suggest if you do decide to get cremated, is to think of a place you would like to have your ashes spread.

Just in case your conversations get a bit heated, may I suggest the right way to fight:



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Old 01-26-2008, 03:57 PM   #3
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Good one, George.
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Old 01-26-2008, 04:03 PM   #4
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We had a conversation like that. Well not exactly like that. Our ashes are to go in the National Cemetery wall in Dallas.
It really is a pretty place to end up, and you couldn't ask for quieter or better neighbors.
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We actually had a good chuckle over this....

It just took me by surprise....
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Old 01-26-2008, 04:17 PM   #6
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Awe hec George, she just wanted to be sure you still got a little quality hemi time every now and then..
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Shes gonna put you under the tires!
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Old 01-26-2008, 05:26 PM   #9
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quote:Originally posted by RaiderJay6:
Shes gonna put you under the tires!
that is too darn funny folks....love the tire part.

Reminds me of a funny story.
Before Karla I had a blind date, and when I picked her up I was asked by her pregnant 18yrold daughter (should have ran right then)to wait in the living room. It had a small addition/sunroom and was full of flowers. And ‘stuff’.

After waiting a few minutes I was looking at this small jar (you know where this is going) and next to it a small sign then some flowers that I have seen before…….at a funeral.

She walked out and saw me looking at the jar, and said

“ oh I see you met my husband.”

True story folks very true.
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