Living here in "cold " Canada we get a lot of telemarketers call that are obviously calling from parts of the world "way east of here".
So after dinner the other night the phone starts ringing,
I answer, Hello, Hellooo?....... Heellloooo???
Finally a female voice in poor English says, Hello, this is XXXXXX from XXXXXXXX Windows and Doors. Could I interest you in a free quote on new windows and doors"?
Me, " no sorry I'm not interested".
Her," Well Sir. Could I maybe interest you in a future quote sometime down the road?"
Me, " No sorry, not interested. We live in an igloo".
Silence.... finally she says "RRREEAALLY??".
I laugh, say "no just kidding" and hang up.
OK, I know it was mean but it was funny.