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Old 03-31-2005, 12:21 PM   #1
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Subject: FUNERAL PLANNING

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart
forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into
laughter. When
all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my
own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

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Old 03-31-2005, 12:55 PM   #2
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OMG! That is one of the best ones I have ever heard!
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Old 03-31-2005, 01:24 PM   #3
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LOL
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Old 03-31-2005, 01:54 PM   #4
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Old 03-31-2005, 03:08 PM   #5
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Ouch, thats gonna leave a mark!!!!!
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now that would leave a mark !!!
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:02 PM   #7
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Old 03-31-2005, 06:34 PM   #8
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Do they make coffins in the shape of a suppository?
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