03-31-2005, 12:21 PM
Board of Directors (Jay)
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Isle of Palms, SC
Subject: FUNERAL PLANNING
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate
funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into
all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my
own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
That's when the proctologist fainted.