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Old 10-12-2012, 09:25 AM  
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Mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question....

Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child. On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....

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Old 10-12-2012, 09:25 AM  
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Mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question....

Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child. On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:10 AM  
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Don't hurt yourself with all that deep thinking.
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Old 10-12-2012, 11:43 AM  
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Old 10-12-2012, 02:57 PM  
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Great Thought.... I recently went through a Spermatoceles surgery from a trauma during OIF. Then got kicked so I feel the PAIN!
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:42 PM  
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I don't think I will mention your deep thought around the house or I may receive a kick in the nuts.
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