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Old 01-17-2008, 04:37 PM   #1
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Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to wash my car.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail
on the hall table.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in
the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my
desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push
the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should
put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the coke
a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye-- they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my
reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm
going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a
container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be
looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on
the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den
where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car
keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done
today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all
day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get
some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

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Old 01-17-2008, 04:46 PM   #2
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And...and....well don't keep us in suspense dammit!!!!

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Old 01-17-2008, 04:48 PM   #3
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he forgot the punchline and went to feed the sheep
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Old 01-17-2008, 06:32 PM   #6
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good one. some days that is exactly how i feel then i wake up.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:11 PM   #7
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I wish I could remember what I was going to do when I was walking by my puter a minute ago.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:11 PM   #8
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:13 PM   #9
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I never remember what I was going to do once I wake up in the morning... I have such good intentions when I'm asleep!!
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Old 01-20-2008, 10:58 PM   #10
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Hell getting old isn't it?

quote:I have such good intentions when I'm asleep!!
Yea, I bet you do.....
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