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Old 02-14-2013, 03:22 PM   #1
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"1,000 Valentines"

A guy walked into the post office one day to see
a middle-aged balding man standing at the
counter methodically placing "love" stamps on
bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then took out a perfume bottle and starting
spraying scent over all the letters. His curiosity
getting the better of him, he went up and asked
the balding guy what he was doing.

The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines's
cards signed, 'guess who?'"

"But why?"

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.

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Old 02-14-2013, 03:24 PM   #2
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:09 PM   #3
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Sounds like something a lawyer would do.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:17 AM   #4
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that lawyer will always have a job ha
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